masta of da chickiedoos



More splices/fusions! (full view pls)

sources are not in order I gave up x x



I just wanted to draw this ;-;



"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

beedrill ain’t got shit on ghost types

ghastly is four fucking feet tall, invisible most of the time, and can envelop a creature of any size in a matter of seconds, suffocating it and killing it. not to eat it or anything, just ‘cause it can. it also eats your nightmares. haunter is even more fun. sitting at five feet tall, its hobbies include lurking around dark corners plotting to kill the next unfortunate fucker it comes across and licking people to paralyze and murder them.

duskull picks a target, usually a small child, and hunts them doggedly to spirit them away until dawn. better teach your kids some damn cardio ‘cause they’ve gotta last until sunrise to survive. it also enjoys the sound of their crying, so that’s a thing.

litwick and it’s evolutions will make nice, and pretend to guide you in dark places like a benevolent will o’ wisp. pretty cool right? not really. it’s actually just screwing with you while it slowly drains your life essence and then leads you to the spirit world. next time just bring a flashlight.

live in the pokemon world if you want, but i hope you give a wide berth to dark forests, old castles, and haunted mansions. ghost pokemon do not screw around.



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

No, see, I work in the service industry right now, and still I get this. If all you want is food, you order take-out. When you go to a restaurant there is an expectation of polite, friendly service.

I don’t care if my waiter/ress doesn’t get excited about chicken souvlaki, all I ask is please+thank you and a smile. Same as I do for them, and same as I do when I AM the waiter.

And I get it, the job sucks, you’re often in a foul mood, you’re only human. Even when I’m so mad that I’m damn close to actually attacking my manager and when the idiot customers are pissing me off to no end though, I still smile and make conversation, because that’s part of my job. I’m paid to make/serve food and be polite. It’s a friendly interaction that makes the experience more enjoyable. People don’t pay 12$ for spaghetti only to have my sour mood rain on their evening.

By the same token, when you go to a restaurant, be polite and friendly to the staff in return. It doesn’t matter what kind of day you’ve had, they’re just trying to scrape a living making shit wage for a thankless job, the least you can do for them is to be nice and leave a tip, provided they hold up their end of the bargain.

People shouldn’t expect their waiter to be a clown for them, but being a surly grouse isn’t okay either.

tl;dr friendly interaction at a restaurant is a social contract that makes the experience better for both parties and is a job expectation